Diversifying the Toilet Usage

It all started when after an awesome stay at home earlier this summer, i was planning to return to another awesome place called Kharagpur.With a prevailing desire never to leave anything incomplete , i was all set to book myself a ticket to kgp but having known all the hardships, a man has to go through while departing from his cute little hometown, i knew that it wasn't gonna be that easy and that i guess , was the time when my subconscious mind made me to opt for a boarding from Jhansi (town after a two hour journey from Gwalior to my way to Kharagpur) so that when the day of departing arrives, i might still console myself with those two precious hours and besides, the road transport to Gwalior (from my hometown) sucks big time as compared to Jhansi.Thus, having a ticket from Gwalior, (only because the concession form said so)the boarding was to be done from Jhansi but I stuck to Gwalior assuming that the ticket says "From: Gwalior , To:Kharagpur.As my days left in Shivpuri kept on falling, I had no idea of the upcoming adventurous journey i was gonna take.When the day of isolation arrived, I , being in a state of unwillingness totally forgot about the about to come boarding trouble ,so just having an unpleasant look at the unfamiliar time of departure and wondering for a while , i assumed that the ticket time differs in response to the recent railway timing revisions.What I all had to do was to take a careful look at the ticket and then head for Jhansi but the senseless haste just made me notice that the travel ticket still points to a journey from Gwalior to Kharagpur ignoring the ' Boarding From:' label at the bottom.
Thus, a 'Khatara' , as a Bus in MP is popularly called, took me all the way to

Shri Ganeshaya Namah !!

Before awesoming this place up, I just wanna justify the delay this blog had to suffer to take it's first step towards the Absolute Awesomeness(you might be wondering whether or not the word "absolute" makes the word "Awesome" any better but fellas !! don't worry,this all will get a lot easier once you are regular).At first, I used to wonder why people would have interests in reading someone else's write up but then i realized that a man,having the curse of curiosity implanted in him(keedha as we say in our desi),wants to do something even when he plans to take a rest and then there comes the Blog factor.Yes my Dears!! though it's one of the most popular ones but another bitter truth ,that in today's world ,when a man is doing nothing ,there's a good chance that he's Blogging.

Thus,i felt a need to stop this Madness.
That's when I figured out that may be the most effective method would be to make them read one of the most crappy write ups this world has ever seen.You Don't think that this plan will work??.Well guess what ?that's taken care of already and goes like this ....
Firstly, there regularity would be ensured by exposing them to the awesome inside me and the point when a significant number of them would start adoring this page ,that's when My Friends!! ,that's when I'll start making them to read the most unbearable by just copying and pasting the posts from MY Friends' Blogs(you'd believe me soon).
Yeah Yeah!! , i know that's an awesome idea but what else could you expect from me ?

So fellas, i think its time i should tell you an awesome venture i went through recently.Next post is totally blessed with my awesome, adventurous, historical and legendary performance when i was exposed to the real side of Indian Railways.
See you there......